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CLOD STUDIO 33 PRESENTS: A TRUTHFUL COFFEE COMMERCIAL

By Admin

Only good marketing could get the entire world addicted to a brown liquid that raises blood
pressure and increases stress.

Starbucks, The Coffee Bean, Tim Horton’s, Gloria Jean’s Coffees and Folgers are
basically drug dealers peddling there brown wet cigar boiled asphalt tasting liquid , right?

Maybe coffee should be regulated just like alcohol because it is a psychoactive drug. They regulate marijuana, alcohol, and tobacco, but talk about regulating coffee and watch people who are addicted lose their minds at the concept.

While most brain altering substances are outlawed or at least tightly controlled by the government, this entirely legal psychoactive drug (coffee) is enjoyed by basically every person you know on a daily basis completely unrestricted and with zero cultural stigma. Hmm? Is that bad? Or, a good thing? Why?

I can only imagine a world where coffee is illegal. High prices for half a pound of coffee. Higher incarceration rates. Kids ruining their lives getting arrested for killing other coffee dealers in turf wars. Massive legalize coffee movements. Houses and vacant buildings being raided for having illegal makeshift coffee cafe’s in them. Shady people asking you if you want any “grind” or “pick-me-ups”. To which you may quickly say “yes” only to find out it was an undercover cop setting you up. Yep, that world would suck.

Enjoy every drop of it! Cuz’ it’s good to the last drop!

As always, you’re welcome to leave your Comments below.

Rock Onnn … Saigon Kids™

Bob


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